Translation: A cleaned up version of “bull shit”.
Contributor: Jamiel Saliba
“There are people in hospitals that feel better than I do right now…”
Translation: A reference to a really bad hangover.
Contribution: Jamiel Saliba
“He’s got more excuses than Carter has pills…”
Translation: A reference to the old Carter pill company, indicating an abundance. Funny side bar – for years I thought he was talking about President Carter…
Contributor: Jamiel Saliba
“Dumb as a post…”
Translation: Stupid.
Contributor: Jamiel Saliba
“Worthless as tits on a boar hog…”
Translation: Something of little to no worth or value. Useless.
Contributor: Ken Tumlinson.
“I want to talk to this guy with the blue flame shooting out his ass…”
Translation: A reference used to describe a top performing employee – as in “like a jet fighter”.
Contributor: Jamiel Saliba
“Raining like piss from a boot…”
Translation: An awful lot of rain. No clue why the reference to the boot or to piss.
Contributor: Jamiel Saliba
“Three hots and a cot…”
Translation: You get three hot meals and a bed (reference to a daughter’s boyfriend who the father wanted to enroll in the military.
Contributor: Jamiel Saliba
“That boy’s about as uneasy as a turtle on his back…”
Translation: An individual that has trouble doing the simplest of things.
Contributor: Jamiel Saliba
“Another kick at the cat…”
Translation: Another attempt to complete a task.
Contributor: Mike Willis
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